BAD FENCES

Why doesn't she keep her curtains closed?

I'm tired of her parading in that piece of cloth with nothing else on. I don't want to see that.
No one wants to hear that loud island jungle music. And she can't sing. I can see the pornos she watches through the thin curtains. And her windows are always open. Does she care?
Why does she have to vacuum at 11pm? It's the middle of the week! She lets her cat scratch holes in the window screens. That cat's gonna make a hole big enough to jump out of one day.
She talks too loud. I'm sick of listening to her argue with bill collectors. She leaves her bathroom window open when she takes showers. She does it on purpose, hoping my husband will catch a peek. What's that noise? Is that her cat screaming like that? It's her! She's having sex and she's damn loud. Does she not have any shame? Then, the next day she struts out of her house, waving and smiling, like she's so innocent. Flewsy.