HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME
Uncle: Happy Birthday, Chubby.
Me: Morning, Uncle.
Uncle: How old are you today?
Me: I'm 30 years old now, Uncle.
Uncle: WOOO-EEEE! And you don't have baby yet?
Me: No uncle, not yet.
Uncle: Well, you aren't married yet, so you better just go on make your parents grandparents now before it get too late.
Me: Ok, Uncle.
Uncle: You wait too long, focusing on career and now you're 30 with no husband or kid.
Me: I know, Uncle.
Uncle: Well, I see what I can do for you for a husband. Next time you come home, I have a line up of prospects for you.
Me: Ok, Uncle.
Uncle: Well, enjoy the rest of your day, Chubby and Happy Birthday.
Me: I'll try.
Me: Morning, Uncle.
Uncle: How old are you today?
Me: I'm 30 years old now, Uncle.
Uncle: WOOO-EEEE! And you don't have baby yet?
Me: No uncle, not yet.
Uncle: Well, you aren't married yet, so you better just go on make your parents grandparents now before it get too late.
Me: Ok, Uncle.
Uncle: You wait too long, focusing on career and now you're 30 with no husband or kid.
Me: I know, Uncle.
Uncle: Well, I see what I can do for you for a husband. Next time you come home, I have a line up of prospects for you.
Me: Ok, Uncle.
Uncle: Well, enjoy the rest of your day, Chubby and Happy Birthday.
Me: I'll try.
posted by Chubby Chocolate @ 4:33 PM
23 Comments:
At 6:28 PM,
Anonymous said…
Happy B-day, Chubbs! You up in the Big League, now, girl !!! This is the time when you'll really start discovering who you really are. You know, the "character" building age...
So put your high heels on now, girl, and come on! We aint gone let 'ya fall. Don't get scared 'til we get scared, LOL!!!
At 3:30 AM,
sammie said…
Well hey, did u tell him that 40 is the new 30, which in reality would only make u 20?
Maybe you should have thrown in that u tossed everyone out of yr stable, and any "prospects" he has might just happen to come in handy.
As one previously 20, 30 and now 38, Im here to say life gets better..and so does everything else as u age. I wouldnt go back to being 20 if someone PAID me. Even though it was alot of fun.
People don't get married when they are 20 anymore. Sometimes we need to remind the previous generation of that!
Muah!
Missed reading you posts, glad to be back!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
At 7:26 AM,
Blah Blah Blah said…
Happy belated Chubs....
I'll see what I can do in the way of prospects too....ALL THE WAY FROM NYC......although, what you wanna go and get married fer I'll never know.
At 9:41 AM,
PAINKEY said…
Family, aint they somethin!!
How funny is ur uncle to be all up in ur koolaid...Prospects...Lets hope he forgets about it by the time u get back there next yr.
well, happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear cc, happy birthday to youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....and many, many more ;)
At 11:37 AM,
SP said…
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, girl! How you had a good day despite how you were woken up.
Your uncle sounds just like mine. He actually introduces me as "This is my niece. Isn't she pretty? She's smart too. We gotta get her married off."
At 11:47 AM,
Haley said…
Too funny. Nice wake up call.
Well for what it's worth Happy 30th Chubs! I hope you have a good one!
Loveya,
Haley
At 2:12 PM,
Abeni said…
Happy Birthday girl.Enjoy it
At 4:43 PM,
The_Practitioner said…
Happy Birthday Chubster!!!!
I hope you're wearing your birthday suit. ;o)
At 11:28 PM,
The Brown Blogger said…
Harry Birthday sis, I hope at 31 you maikng the calls to finally shut everybody up.
At 9:46 AM,
brooklyn babe said…
Oh, don't you hate when they just can't wish you "Happy Day" and shut up.
That's when you shut them up... with the "Well I was not alive... I would not have to worry about any of that now would I..."
HAPPY BELATED EARTH DAY!!!
At 12:27 PM,
LadyLee said…
Happy belated birthday, Chubby C!!!
At 2:20 PM,
So...Wise...Sista said…
Aries!!
Appy Birt-deh, gyal! ...from a fellow Jamerican Aries blogger. :)
At 12:33 AM,
shuna fish lydon said…
Happy Happy Birthday!
I will say to you what was gratefully said to me on my 30th:
Welcome.
At 6:58 AM,
nikki said…
gawtdamnit!
happy birthday sista! sorry i didn't get here until now. i hope you had a wonderful birthday.
At 8:20 AM,
Anonymous said…
HA--PPY BURFDAY TO YA!
HA--PY BURFDAY TO YA!
HAAAAAAAPPPPYY BURFDAY!
Uh, that was me singing Steve Wonder. Happy Birthday Woman!
At 4:48 PM,
Nika Laqui said…
Happy Belated, I'm late....
At 3:44 AM,
Anita said…
Hope you had a great birthday. That kind of phonecall is typical from my family too :)
At 9:04 PM,
Brains Nbooty said…
happy birthday, chubby!!!!!!
sorry it's late coming, but it's better late than never come at all, huh? lol!!! just kidding.
i hope your birthday was enjoyable. don't worry about unc, though. i have people who ask me the same thing all the time. please...have children, not right now!! i'm still in my selfish stage. my nephew and nieces will do just nicely.
At 4:40 PM,
cassy said…
Happy belated b-day, Chubby!
Hope you enjoyed yourself.
At 8:08 PM,
Knockout Zed said…
Fuck the altar!
Happy Birthday all late and shit.
KZ
At 8:10 AM,
K said…
Oh how annoying to get the lecture on the B-day!
Have a great one!!!
At 7:55 PM,
Fresh said…
Happy belated...don't know how I missed this one! I owe you a hella big ass slice of cake next time I'm on the other coast.
At 4:44 AM,
Anonymous said…
Happy Belated Birthday!!! From one Aries to another!! I hope you enjoyed your day. Aren't Uncles the fuggin' best at 7am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
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