ALL IN THE FAMILY

Dr. J was back in town for the week, so we went out last night.
We did the usual distractions before sex: Dinner, movie and INSULTS!!!

We went to a nice place on Haight st. (yes, it does exist) in the city. We sat down and the waiter ran off the specials. I recognized him, but couldn't place his face. Did we have a go in the past? Nope. He looked young. Where do I know him from?

"How have you been, Chubby?" He knows me too.
"I'm fine, I knew I recognized you, but I'm not sure where."
"Oh, it will come to you...." Oops. I guess it wasn't on civil terms. He walks away to get our drinks.

Dr. J. has a confused look on his face and I quickly switch topics. The waiter comes back and won't look me in the eye. He directs all conversation to Dr. J. What the fuck?!!!!

"Did I beat you up in grade school or something?" I say jokingly. Dr. J notices the tension and I let out a nervous laugh.

"I'm Sean's cousin. Remember Sean?" SHIT. I dated him eons ago. It was purely for parent shock value purposes.

"Right! I remember you now! How is he?" I try to hide my panic look. Now I can't look Dr. J in the eye.
"Not good, but that's not where you know me from. You also dated Andris, my brother. Remember him too? Fucking bastard. He knew just what he was doing. But I down play it smoothly.

"I remember him too!" Now looking at an even more confused Dr. J. "I used to date two of his relatives. I really liked the men in his family." Chubby Nervous laugh # 2.

"Yeah and what she didn't tell you was that they were not only cousins, but best friends. Because of her, they fought and she also hurt my brother."
Dr. J just nods his head, scared to say anything. Chubby Nervous laugh #3.

"I think you should pick your battles wisely. Especially while at work, don't you think?" I give him a don't fuck with me (and I'm starving too?!) look.

Sir, I don't know you, but be careful. She's not worth it." Dr. J. snaps out of his dazed gaze just in time to see my head switching gears to begin the rolling and flared nostrils. I was so ready to chop his head off, I couldn't hear what Dr. J told him. He grabs me from the chair and we leave the place.

"I don't even want to know what that was about." The daze look slapped itself right back on his face. The only thing that crossed my mind was, puhhh-leeeze, don't hold out on the nookie.

Needless to say, I did get a happy ending (pun intended; I got a good pre-sex massage).

CONTINUATION OF THE (forced) DICK HUNGER STRIKE
CUMS TO AN END!!!

Sorry, couldn't resist.