A.D.I.D.A.S
I've lost count.
Can't fantasize about it anymore because I forgot what if feels like to be poked. Oscar broke last week. Can't focus at work because my thoughts are working overtime, making sorry attempts to dig up past sexcapades to pacify my brain. Drawing blanks.
Last night in bed, tried manually stroking it, but my brain became flooded with random non-productive thoughts of work I've yet to complete and the looming tasks I've yet to acknowledge.
Fell asleep horny which made me wake up this morning on a mission.
The starvation pains have kicked in
MUST....GET....DICK....
Currently in the office debating on if I should I call Big Dick Munchkin or not.
Do I even have an option?
Can't fantasize about it anymore because I forgot what if feels like to be poked. Oscar broke last week. Can't focus at work because my thoughts are working overtime, making sorry attempts to dig up past sexcapades to pacify my brain. Drawing blanks.
Last night in bed, tried manually stroking it, but my brain became flooded with random non-productive thoughts of work I've yet to complete and the looming tasks I've yet to acknowledge.
Fell asleep horny which made me wake up this morning on a mission.
The starvation pains have kicked in
MUST....GET....DICK....
Currently in the office debating on if I should I call Big Dick Munchkin or not.
Do I even have an option?
posted by Chubby Chocolate @ 1:35 PM
3 Comments:
At 2:09 PM,
Abeni said…
What does the acronymn mean?
At 10:14 PM,
chase said…
nah don't call him...after a while it will get a little easier...you'll hit that zen-like stae and it will make it all the better when the new cat comes along.
yeah, whats the acronym mean?
At 12:32 PM,
Butterfly Jones said…
I no longer even have those thoughts. It's official, I'm dead from the waist down! As for BDM - USE DEM! *sings* "We got use what we got, to get what we want..."
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