DATING OUTLIER

My no dick stint has forced me to begin roaming various websites with profiles and messages of man seeking women. I'm refraining from posting my pic on a dating site for fear that someone I know will run across it.

I started off on Craigslist. Right off the bat, it's evident that I was wasting my time. These are acutal posts:

Single Black male seeks single Asian female
Single Black male seeks single White female
Single Black male seeks single Latina
Single Black male seeks single NON-Black female.
Single Black male seeks single Black female-Must be athletic build, bi-racial, educated and professional.

Why are there specific stipulations when it comes to us? punk aisss beeee-yitches.

I switched to Yahoo Personals and typed in my parameters (Single, Black man, 31-36 w/pics). I got back hundreds of results. As I scanned through the pics, Slave songs were popping up in my head. Steve Arrington's nasal, sleezy, porn-like voice ringing in my ears, making the theme song for the greasy ass pics...
"And aahhhhhhh want to snap!
OOOOUUUUUUT.
Yeeeeeeeewwwww!"

Some with looks on their face that screamed, "ah make ya weak at the knees....."


Their statements are so fake. Putting their best lies forward to mask the fact that they have a post with a picture of them flexing their muscles, or out of focus pics to deter us from seeing their fat. Why can't our posts be honest?

Single black, chubby female seeks:
-Tall dark-complexioned male with a long, large girthed curved, leaning dick
- Preferrably to the left.
-You must be able to pay your own bills, live alone and enjoy watching porn with your mate.

I gave up and switched to a retail website to shop for shoes.

A documentary aired a few months back about dating. According to their statistics, Black women and Asian men are the least likely group to be married and or dating in America.

Strike ONE against me.

Then add about 20 pounds to the athletic build....STRIKE TWO

and nappy hair...STRIKE THREE



I'm out.