CHUBBY ALPHABET SOUP

Fucking hump day.

Can't wait to get on that plane to Atlanta or Merrietta. It will be a rigorous week, but the alone time in my hotel room, ordering room service and watching TV will be my make believe spa in Sonoma. Maybe I'll rape that cute bell boy...I'll tip him for it?!
Just counting down the days.......What's up with my font size?

Sooner or later this was going to happen. It really is about 1 degree of seperation in this blogshpere....Here you go Robyn (The second Black person I know who likes Jamiroquai):
Accent: Mixture of high-pitched valley girl with really bad patois
Bra size: 40DD (can you see them, Zed?!)
Chore I hate: I love cleaning the house: I just write a check.
Dad's name: Jose
Essential make-up: MAC Studio Fix, mascara.
Favorite perfume: Burt Bee's Milk & Honey Body Lotion
Gold or Silver? Silver
Hometown: I left Oakland to live in Hercules when I was 10 years old
Insomnia: Too often
Job Title: Interim Executive Director
Kids: My cat, Pooter
Living Arrangement: With twin brother
Mom's Birthplace: Westmoreland, Jamaica
Number of Sexual Partners: 24
Overnight Hospital Stays: Three (one involved my ass, but my true bloggers already knew that.)
Phobia(s): Large statues, a hoard of ants
Quote: "When I dare to be powerful, to use my strenth in the service of my vision, then it becomes less and less important whether I am afraid." - Audre Lorde
Religion: Is an evil thing when placed in the wrong hands
Siblings: Twin Brother
Two I'm tagging: My cousin from another aunt & The dopest Lesbian
Unnatural hair colors I've worn: Never died my hair
Vegetables I refuse to eat: Fungus (mushrooms) & cooked carrots, peas, string beans, lima
Worst habit: Playing manipulating games with my puppets-I mean staff. (mmmmwaaahh-hah-haaaah!!!)
X-rays I've had: Right ankle from car accident last year
Yummy foods I make: Smoke turkey stew peas & spinners w/brown rice
Zodiac sign: ARIES!!!!