KEEP ON TRUCKIN', CHUBBY

Seems that I can't stay away.

I receive e-mails from folks asking me to update this blog. I stayed away because I had reached a point in my life, where I didn't have anything to talk about. Just plum ran out of shit to say. Then when I reviewed my last posts of me bitching about trivial shit, I decided to take a step back and take inventory on my life and where I needed to be.

So what did my extended hiatus reveal? Abso-fucking-lutely NADA. I haven't changed one bit and I didn't need to change. Still engaging in random sex acts with miscellaneous stiff ones, still overdrawing my account, still using the occasional swig of Nyquil to curb the insomnia and still bitching about trivial shit.

I'm two years into my 30s now and still in the same state I was when I started this blog. I don't know why I thought my life would change the minute I became an ex-20something, but it's cool though...Each day is another chubby adventure waiting to happen and another opportunity to recruit new penis for the stable....and these are but a few of the incentives that gets me out of the bed each morning.

I'm baaaaa-aaaaack!!!!!!