DIGIT BAMBOOZLED!

Until my December trip home to JA, my schedule is jam packed with meetings...This happens every year to ensure work gets done before people embark on their holiday trips, I guess.

I'm back at the office from a long day of boring meetings with people who engage in verbal masturbation (they like the sound of their voice), ass kissing and feather fluffing. As I wind down the day, getting ready to head home and re connect with my satelite dish (I turned it back on after disconnecting it to teach my brother a lesson on assisting me with the house bills...Long story, nother post), it dawned on me: I was bamboozled for my digits!! Let me explain....

I'm in my car at a traffic light. I just got out of a three hour meeting, on my way to another one. I'm concentrating on the subject of the next meeting. A guy walks on the cross walk. I look at him and think, "He's a cutey," and then my mind focuses back on work. Then I hear, "Excuse me. Hello." I look up and it's cutey. I roll my window down.

"Hello, you're beautiful. Can we talk?" He has a fading french accent. I'm beginning to think there's a "Come fuck me" sign on my forehead that can only be decoded by Africans.

"Make it quick, the light is going to change." I'm such a bitch.
"Are you spoken for?"
"No."
"You have a beautiful smile. I would like to get to know..." I cut him off.
"Here's my card. Call me. The light's green." I usually have this much attitude when I first meet someone. I don't know why, I just do.

Now I'm back at the office re-tracing my day...The man was walking, which most likely means he has no car. It was 2pm...Does he even have a job?...Was he short?...I didn't even get his name?... He saw my car and he's going to think I have money...Why did I give him my number? It happened so fast...I'm tired of chicken (Africans). I need to try some beef (anything BUT Africans)...Of course I'll go on one date with him being that I (unofficially) dropped Big Dick Munchkin...Maybe he's hung too?...Maybe he likes to give oral pleasure?


We'll see what lies ahead...