CAN YOU SAY, "STALKER"?
It seems that I have some residual shit to clean out of my stable.
Jamaican Chocolate (refer to Jamaican Chocolate and Sexual Chocolate post) has completely lost it. The following is a verbatim log of various messages over the course of five days. Should in case you read in the paper, "Man Kills Woman and Uses Body for Meat at Restaurant."
MESSAGE #1
Where have you been? I've been trying to contact you for a week now and you won't pick up the phone. I know you hear the phone ringing. If you love me, you'll answer the phone.
MESSAGE #5
Where is my baby hiding? Are you really not going to talk to me anymore? Give me a second chance, baby, please. I'll be at the restaurant today. Come by and see me.
MESSAGE #6
I need to see you. I have to talk to you. Please call me. Don't be this way. I can't take it. You're neglecting me. You give me a taste, then you run away. Don't torture your man like that.
MESSAGE #11
This is your husband calling. I miss the smell of your tight puss. Please call me. I'll be a good boy.
MESSAGE #13
Don't make me touch myself. Please call me, or I'll go blind. You're being mean. I can't believe you're treating me this way over one night.
MESSAGE #14
Go suck yah mudda." You think you're all that because you drive a Mercedes. You're nothing. You're a little girl, you're not a woman. A real woman would want this dick. You don't know what you're letting go. Fuck you.
MESSAGE #15
Im sorry. I didn't mean it. I'm just mad. I know you hear me calling you, but you won't answer. I didn't mean what I said. You're a good girl. I mean it. Please don't do this to me. I need you bad.
MESSAGE #17
You like this don't you? You like to hurt me. You're laughing at me aren't you? That's ok. I know what you want from me. I'll leave you alone. Don't worry. I won't call you again. Take care."
MESSAGE #18
Is that what you want to hear? Think again. I'm not going to give up so easy. You'll hear from me again.
MESSAGE #22
Hey sweetness, it's me, your man calling. Just wanted to tell you to have a good day at work today."
Jamaican Chocolate (refer to Jamaican Chocolate and Sexual Chocolate post) has completely lost it. The following is a verbatim log of various messages over the course of five days. Should in case you read in the paper, "Man Kills Woman and Uses Body for Meat at Restaurant."
MESSAGE #1
Where have you been? I've been trying to contact you for a week now and you won't pick up the phone. I know you hear the phone ringing. If you love me, you'll answer the phone.
MESSAGE #5
Where is my baby hiding? Are you really not going to talk to me anymore? Give me a second chance, baby, please. I'll be at the restaurant today. Come by and see me.
MESSAGE #6
I need to see you. I have to talk to you. Please call me. Don't be this way. I can't take it. You're neglecting me. You give me a taste, then you run away. Don't torture your man like that.
MESSAGE #11
This is your husband calling. I miss the smell of your tight puss. Please call me. I'll be a good boy.
MESSAGE #13
Don't make me touch myself. Please call me, or I'll go blind. You're being mean. I can't believe you're treating me this way over one night.
MESSAGE #14
Go suck yah mudda." You think you're all that because you drive a Mercedes. You're nothing. You're a little girl, you're not a woman. A real woman would want this dick. You don't know what you're letting go. Fuck you.
MESSAGE #15
Im sorry. I didn't mean it. I'm just mad. I know you hear me calling you, but you won't answer. I didn't mean what I said. You're a good girl. I mean it. Please don't do this to me. I need you bad.
MESSAGE #17
You like this don't you? You like to hurt me. You're laughing at me aren't you? That's ok. I know what you want from me. I'll leave you alone. Don't worry. I won't call you again. Take care."
MESSAGE #18
Is that what you want to hear? Think again. I'm not going to give up so easy. You'll hear from me again.
MESSAGE #22
Hey sweetness, it's me, your man calling. Just wanted to tell you to have a good day at work today."
posted by Chubby Chocolate @ 1:50 PM
8 Comments:
At 1:45 PM,
cassy said…
Get a life, dude. Seriously. That sucks, chocolate!
At 2:07 PM,
mistyblue3 said…
What a freak.
At 8:38 PM,
livewell said…
STALKER!
At 6:03 AM,
Knockout Zed said…
Beat him.
At 6:44 AM,
Phukofku Gale said…
Ha! that shit was hilarious. What a patheically amusing sonuvashutyomouth!
Chubby. I don't know you but I like you. You tickled me with this. (The headline alone was priceless) I'm going to come back. Should you feel so inclined visit my spot. It's sex week over there this week so if you're not into erotica wait till next week.
But swing through. Leave your friend at home though.
-Chrome*
At 9:22 AM,
sammie said…
ha ha
Way to clean the stable, sux when u feel like u have to change yr number. Now isn't this the one who left u in the resturant??
I had an English guy like that a few months ago..25, and once we did the deed he called, text'd and Im'd me 200 times wanting to see me again, and again, and again...
thats never fun!
Save those messages..haha u might need them in a court of law..
At 9:44 AM,
Chubby Chocolate said…
Sammie...
This is Jamaican Chocolate! Not my date last Sunday. I'm not putting too much on it because I know how to say DE-POR-TA-TION! It's a shame when you have to turn against your own, but if he takes this crap any further, he will feel the wrath of Chubby and I don't mean sitting on him! :-)
At 2:30 PM,
NameLiar said…
Damn...dude is crazy as hell. I had a similar experience, I cussed dude out and called his Momma bitch a few times and he stopped calling...lol...She should've raised his crazy ass better.
Girl you are trip tho' this shit is to funny.
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