FUCK BUDDY RECRUITED!
I get a call from the Jamaican cook I met over the weekend. He immediately tells me his situation.
"I moved here from LA. I'm recently divorced, I have two kids, one is living with his mother in Washington DC and the other is in LA with my ex-wife. I'm living with my friends right now in Antioch, but I'll be renting out a room in Berkeley from a female. " My cootchie dries up.
He asks me if I have any kids and without thinking, I exclaim, "I'm only 29."
"You're going to be 30 next year, so you should be having kids now, before you get too old."
I hesitate to respond, biting my lip from saying, " Thanks and you've got two kids from two different women, so I'm sure you have child support to pay, so you better start re-evauating your career move as a cook."
We make small chat and he asks me when can we hook up. This is my oppotunity to cut him loose and make sure to not call him again. "We'll arrange something soon." I like drama.
He tells me it takes him 2.5 hours to commute each way between work and home= No car. Well, he's just re-located from LA, so I should cut him some slack. I tell him to give me a call when he has some free time.
He'll obviously be just another fuck buddy. I guess it's perfect timing, being that I cut off big-dick as a result of our last encounter (please see biyatch post). This will be tricky though because he doesn't have his own place. I live with my brother in a house, but I don't like having sex in my bed. It stains my sheets. So we'll have to do the sleezy hotel thing, which is cool sometimes, but can add up.....But when we start fucking, I'll be able to get free food...I'm sold!
"I moved here from LA. I'm recently divorced, I have two kids, one is living with his mother in Washington DC and the other is in LA with my ex-wife. I'm living with my friends right now in Antioch, but I'll be renting out a room in Berkeley from a female. " My cootchie dries up.
He asks me if I have any kids and without thinking, I exclaim, "I'm only 29."
"You're going to be 30 next year, so you should be having kids now, before you get too old."
I hesitate to respond, biting my lip from saying, " Thanks and you've got two kids from two different women, so I'm sure you have child support to pay, so you better start re-evauating your career move as a cook."
We make small chat and he asks me when can we hook up. This is my oppotunity to cut him loose and make sure to not call him again. "We'll arrange something soon." I like drama.
He tells me it takes him 2.5 hours to commute each way between work and home= No car. Well, he's just re-located from LA, so I should cut him some slack. I tell him to give me a call when he has some free time.
He'll obviously be just another fuck buddy. I guess it's perfect timing, being that I cut off big-dick as a result of our last encounter (please see biyatch post). This will be tricky though because he doesn't have his own place. I live with my brother in a house, but I don't like having sex in my bed. It stains my sheets. So we'll have to do the sleezy hotel thing, which is cool sometimes, but can add up.....But when we start fucking, I'll be able to get free food...I'm sold!
posted by Chubby Chocolate @ 4:04 PM
2 Comments:
At 5:00 PM,
Prophetess said…
Hey Chub !
Girl, you are so precious! I visited your webpage and had a good time! I laffed to high Heaven at your adventures. You're right, mama: if a man can't at least have his own place and a piece of a car, then he aint worth no woman's time. You might want to take some scissors and snip, snip, snip (cut him loose). I'll be back soon to check out the latest adventures of Chubby Chocolate, so you keep blogging. You the Man, girl, and you ROCK!
Signed -
www.thiswomansmadness.blogspot.com
At 5:00 PM,
Prophetess said…
Hey Chub !
Girl, you are so precious! I visited your webpage and had a good time! I laffed to high Heaven at your adventures. You're right, mama: if a man can't at least have his own place and a piece of a car, then he aint worth no woman's time. You might want to take some scissors and snip, snip, snip (cut him loose). I'll be back soon to check out the latest adventures of Chubby Chocolate, so you keep blogging. You the Man, girl, and you ROCK!
Signed -
www.thiswomansmadness.blogspot.com
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