...AND ANUTHA ONE DOWN, AND ANUTHA ONE DOWN!
SUNDAY AFTERNOON
I decide to keep the date with the African dude, Thomas. I feel absolutely nothing for him, but I feel like putting make-up on. I met him through my cousin who's dating his friend. We met once at her house for dinner and exchanged numbers. He never made it in the stable. At the time, I was too much into Big Dick Munchkin. Thomas is alright looking, 34, just landed a job as a structural engineer for some big company and lives alone. Why I have nothing for him, I don't have a clue, I never called him or returned his calls. Then one day he called and I decided to answer. He's from Cameroon, so I talked him in to taking me to a Cameroonian restaurant for N'dole. We're hooking up at 8pm tonight. I have $7 in my checking account, 1/4 tank of gas in my car and I'm PMSing. I'm going to try really hard not to let that spoil my meal, I mean my date...Maybe he could be someone new to add into my stable. But I haven't completely cleaned it out yet.
I call Big Dick and leave him a message. I know he's working his weekend job, so he won't pick up. "I just wanted to let you know that I think we should stop seeing each other. I won't call you anymore and I would appreciate it if you would do the same. Take care and good luck with your new job." He just got hired at Kaiser as a Phlobotomist...Ironic, isn't it (refer to Negative Ghostwriter post)?! That was easy. I know he won't call after that message. He has too much of that Nigerian pride. I erase his number from my cell phone...I know it by heart though just in case he calls and says he will use condoms again. I imagine him rolling out of the stable, but his big dick gets stuck in between the swinging gates. I try with all my might not to grab the dick, but I leave him there, dick stuck. TWO ALMOST DOWN! ONE TO GO!!!
It's just about 4pm and it's hot as hell. I fill up a mug with ice water and I'm rubbing the mug on my face. Thank God, we're meeting tonight when it's much cooler. I decide to call Ethan. This will be hard because we don't even have sex. We go out a lot and that's it. I met him at a reggae club in the SF. He wouldn't stop complimenting me on my hair. He told me he just had to hook up with me because I seemed like a cool person to hang out with. I just like being seen with him because he's hot. I wouldn't be surprised if he was gay or bi-sexual. I've caught him on several ocassions, making googly eyes with other men when we're out. He's basically just dead weight. I call him and he answers the phone. SHIT!
We make small talk and he tells me about his last shopping spree at Nordstroms. He knows something is up. I lie and tell him that I've met someone who I really like, and he's very jealous, so I can't talk to him anymore. We talk a bit more and he tells me he understands and wishes me well. That wasn't too bad. Ethan is slowly walking towards the stable gates. He spots the big dick in the middle of the gates and quickens his step. I watch as a scared big dick pries itself from the gates, just in time as the corner of one door smacks Ethan in the ass. He stays there waiting for the other swinging door to do the same. I watch him chase big dick munchkin down the dusty road....
ALRIGHT! Chubby Chocolates's stable is officially cleaned, re-vamped and open for recruitment!
Maybe my date tonight with Thomas will turn out to be cool. Maybe Mr. Cameroon has a big dick...I won't fuck him tonight though. I won't even let him kiss me. I didn't have high expectations for him before I cleaned out my stable and I'm not going to now, just because I need to fill it back up. It's just going to be another one of my adventures. It's 6pm now, so I need to get into dating mode.
A new and much lighter Chubby Chocolate signing off.....
I decide to keep the date with the African dude, Thomas. I feel absolutely nothing for him, but I feel like putting make-up on. I met him through my cousin who's dating his friend. We met once at her house for dinner and exchanged numbers. He never made it in the stable. At the time, I was too much into Big Dick Munchkin. Thomas is alright looking, 34, just landed a job as a structural engineer for some big company and lives alone. Why I have nothing for him, I don't have a clue, I never called him or returned his calls. Then one day he called and I decided to answer. He's from Cameroon, so I talked him in to taking me to a Cameroonian restaurant for N'dole. We're hooking up at 8pm tonight. I have $7 in my checking account, 1/4 tank of gas in my car and I'm PMSing. I'm going to try really hard not to let that spoil my meal, I mean my date...Maybe he could be someone new to add into my stable. But I haven't completely cleaned it out yet.
I call Big Dick and leave him a message. I know he's working his weekend job, so he won't pick up. "I just wanted to let you know that I think we should stop seeing each other. I won't call you anymore and I would appreciate it if you would do the same. Take care and good luck with your new job." He just got hired at Kaiser as a Phlobotomist...Ironic, isn't it (refer to Negative Ghostwriter post)?! That was easy. I know he won't call after that message. He has too much of that Nigerian pride. I erase his number from my cell phone...I know it by heart though just in case he calls and says he will use condoms again. I imagine him rolling out of the stable, but his big dick gets stuck in between the swinging gates. I try with all my might not to grab the dick, but I leave him there, dick stuck. TWO ALMOST DOWN! ONE TO GO!!!
It's just about 4pm and it's hot as hell. I fill up a mug with ice water and I'm rubbing the mug on my face. Thank God, we're meeting tonight when it's much cooler. I decide to call Ethan. This will be hard because we don't even have sex. We go out a lot and that's it. I met him at a reggae club in the SF. He wouldn't stop complimenting me on my hair. He told me he just had to hook up with me because I seemed like a cool person to hang out with. I just like being seen with him because he's hot. I wouldn't be surprised if he was gay or bi-sexual. I've caught him on several ocassions, making googly eyes with other men when we're out. He's basically just dead weight. I call him and he answers the phone. SHIT!
We make small talk and he tells me about his last shopping spree at Nordstroms. He knows something is up. I lie and tell him that I've met someone who I really like, and he's very jealous, so I can't talk to him anymore. We talk a bit more and he tells me he understands and wishes me well. That wasn't too bad. Ethan is slowly walking towards the stable gates. He spots the big dick in the middle of the gates and quickens his step. I watch as a scared big dick pries itself from the gates, just in time as the corner of one door smacks Ethan in the ass. He stays there waiting for the other swinging door to do the same. I watch him chase big dick munchkin down the dusty road....
ALRIGHT! Chubby Chocolates's stable is officially cleaned, re-vamped and open for recruitment!
Maybe my date tonight with Thomas will turn out to be cool. Maybe Mr. Cameroon has a big dick...I won't fuck him tonight though. I won't even let him kiss me. I didn't have high expectations for him before I cleaned out my stable and I'm not going to now, just because I need to fill it back up. It's just going to be another one of my adventures. It's 6pm now, so I need to get into dating mode.
A new and much lighter Chubby Chocolate signing off.....
posted by Chubby Chocolate @ 6:24 PM
2 Comments:
At 8:21 PM,
cassy said…
Good for you! Here's hoping you have a good, no sex, date! LOL. Have fun anyway...
At 9:56 AM,
sammie said…
GOOD LUCK!
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