THIS BIYATCH MUST BE CRAZY!!
I wake up to find a genital wart near my ass. Let me back track a bit to get you up to speed.
Two Wednesdays ago I had let my id get the best of me and I had sex without a condom. We both know each others HIV status, so I thought-Actually, I wasn't thinking anything logical at the time, I just wanted his huge cock inside of me. He's been my booty call for about three years now, so I was comfortable with him.
The next morning, my period starts. This is not good being that it's now the second time in one month that I'm getting it. So I panick and call my Dr. to get Plan B, just in case my body is fertilizing one of big dicks eggs. I take it and luckily experience no side effects. Only that my aunt flow lasts for TWO WEEKS. So this morning I wake, take a piss and I have to stop in mid wipe from the pain..I discover the wart. I immediately schedule an appointment with my OBGYN for tomorrow afternoon and I call my best friend Nima. She tells me she's on the other line with her friend, Bill, who's her long time fuck buddy. I tell her I'll call her back after I do the vinegar test (wipe the suspected area with vinegar. If the spots turn white, then my dear you've got HPV). She goes back to Bill and I just wait. I don't have to do the test because I've been diagnosed with HPV over 10 years ago while in High School. So I let some time pass and I call her back.
This is where it gets fucked up...I call her but her answering machine immediately picks up. Then she calls me back and I pick up the phone, but don't respond right away. I hear Nima saying, "Don't say anything, just be quiet." Then I hear a guy respond....THIS BITCH has him on the phone! I'm about to spill my guts out to my friend about the fact that I might have HPV (I never told her I had it) and she's got her fuck buddy listening in on the third line.
What the fuck? I don't acknowledge the fact that I heard her statement and I just tell her that I'll call her back. Does this bitch thinks she's communicating with an idiot? What type of friend would do something like that? I'm going to call her ass back right now and let her know that I heard her. I can't believe this shit. This bitch must be crazy.
Two Wednesdays ago I had let my id get the best of me and I had sex without a condom. We both know each others HIV status, so I thought-Actually, I wasn't thinking anything logical at the time, I just wanted his huge cock inside of me. He's been my booty call for about three years now, so I was comfortable with him.
The next morning, my period starts. This is not good being that it's now the second time in one month that I'm getting it. So I panick and call my Dr. to get Plan B, just in case my body is fertilizing one of big dicks eggs. I take it and luckily experience no side effects. Only that my aunt flow lasts for TWO WEEKS. So this morning I wake, take a piss and I have to stop in mid wipe from the pain..I discover the wart. I immediately schedule an appointment with my OBGYN for tomorrow afternoon and I call my best friend Nima. She tells me she's on the other line with her friend, Bill, who's her long time fuck buddy. I tell her I'll call her back after I do the vinegar test (wipe the suspected area with vinegar. If the spots turn white, then my dear you've got HPV). She goes back to Bill and I just wait. I don't have to do the test because I've been diagnosed with HPV over 10 years ago while in High School. So I let some time pass and I call her back.
This is where it gets fucked up...I call her but her answering machine immediately picks up. Then she calls me back and I pick up the phone, but don't respond right away. I hear Nima saying, "Don't say anything, just be quiet." Then I hear a guy respond....THIS BITCH has him on the phone! I'm about to spill my guts out to my friend about the fact that I might have HPV (I never told her I had it) and she's got her fuck buddy listening in on the third line.
What the fuck? I don't acknowledge the fact that I heard her statement and I just tell her that I'll call her back. Does this bitch thinks she's communicating with an idiot? What type of friend would do something like that? I'm going to call her ass back right now and let her know that I heard her. I can't believe this shit. This bitch must be crazy.
posted by Chubby Chocolate @ 12:43 PM
1 Comments:
At 3:18 PM,
Didi Roby said…
Now you know better then that to have sex without a condom...But it's over and done now....take care girlfriend. That was kinda bogus of her to have someone listen in on your conversation...that's why I don't fool with females have the time...I stick with guyfriends. Even though they sometimes are a trip as well. Be Easy...Dee-Dee
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