TOP 10 REASONS WHY I LOVE MY FAT
#10. I'm not in the rat race, competing with dizzy broads who are brainwashed by the media
#9. I have cleavage that stops traffic
#8. Many women pay to have the tits and ass I was born with
#7. I don't have to ask for larger portions at restaurants...They just assume correctly.
#6. I keep warm during the winter
#5. Torrid clothing stores
#4. Torrid.com
#3. The average size of an "American" woman is 14; I'm a 22, so I'm above-average!
#2. I get mistaken for Jill Scott
And the number one reason why Chubby Chocolate loves her fat... I'm considered a beauty queen in every other country, exlcuding USA.
#9. I have cleavage that stops traffic
#8. Many women pay to have the tits and ass I was born with
#7. I don't have to ask for larger portions at restaurants...They just assume correctly.
#6. I keep warm during the winter
#5. Torrid clothing stores
#4. Torrid.com
#3. The average size of an "American" woman is 14; I'm a 22, so I'm above-average!
#2. I get mistaken for Jill Scott
And the number one reason why Chubby Chocolate loves her fat... I'm considered a beauty queen in every other country, exlcuding USA.
posted by Chubby Chocolate @ 7:40 PM
2 Comments:
At 5:09 PM,
Prophetess said…
Hey Chub !
I loved the Fat blog. It was funny. I used to be a size 22. Now, I'm down to size 18. But I've noticed that when I was size 22, I used to be having mad sex! Niggers used to walk down the street and throw the dick at me. But now that I'm a size 18, I can't even get a man to spit at me. The fuck is going on here? I guess it's real what they say: "Bigger is Better". I believe that shit now. Have fun, girlfriend!
Signed-
www.thiswomansmadness.blogspot.com
At 10:04 PM,
shuna fish lydon said…
In the kitchen we say fat is flava.
I was born, unluckily, a very slight fellow, but luckily, a fan of a largesse woman.
I might not be throwing my dick at you but you would definately fill my mind with thoughts that of a dirty old man. In real life I'm a gentleman--- the fellow who brings flowers and shows up sharply dressed.
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